Hypocrites In High Places

Man, it must be nice to have friends in high places to help you skirt the law. I wonder if someone who didn't work for a United States Senator or didn't have a Governor for a father could do things like this and get off without so much as a slap on the wrist?

I think it is clear these incidents were honest mistakes but there have been many documented cases where other people who were less connected made similar mistakes with very different outcomes. Politicians think they are better than us and they shouldn't have to follow the same rules. What happened to the mainstream media on these stories? There seems to be a noticeable lack of coverage. The Senator Webb aide story was covered but the dismissal of charges seems to be completely unnoticed. The only ones indeed. Damn.

Come and get them

I can't stand whiny, sissy, snooty ass europeans. Damn. Just shut up already. Great Britian is ok, but the rest of europe seems to have become a bunch of countries who would rather give up than fight. They pay terrorists to return their kidnapped citizens and beg them not to do it again. They never learn. Of course half of this country doesn't learn either. There will always be people who would rather talk endlessly, without success, than get involved and do something. If it were not for the U.S.of A. and Great Britian, the rest of the world would be run like China and Cuba. Try finding a Lexus there.

So some jackass judge in another surrender country is trying to indict some United States soldiers. This happens every once in a while and this time some spanish judge has tried (again) to indict U.S. military personnel on alleged "international crimes". International crimes? International crimes? That's bullshit. The U.S. military investigated the incident and decided everythink was kosher. That's all you need to know europe. How 'bout you tackle that 10% unemployment rate? Let us handle the security and the killing of bad guys. You want these U.S. soldiers so bad, why don't you come and get them asshole. Grow a pair and quit blaming the people fighting the terrorists for killing dumbass journalists who shouldn't have been in the middle of a war where you can get killed. A smarter person would have known that. Europeans = Pussies. Eat it whores.

Criminal Masterminds

I read this article a while back and forgot to blog about it but it still makes me smile so here goes. Some super-genuis named Gregory Daniels teamed up with another mental giant (not named at this time) to steal an ATM machine. The pair used a truck and a chain to rip the machine from its location inside of a local market. The duo then drove away as the police chased them into a residential area and drove down a dead end street. Daniels' accomplice fled on foot and escaped the police but Daniels did not. Here is why:

"Daniels was on the ground near the vehicle in an attempt to flee from officers," Sgt. E. Vazquez said. "However, he was unsuccessful, as his prosthetic leg fell off."

Wow. How fucking awesome is that? Yes! His leg fell the fuck off!! Moron criminals rock! Damn.

EscarBlow

Every day I see some reason to think this world is doomed. People are crazy stupid. This article details the story of a mining company in New Zealand that has reportedly lost over 22 million dollars because of a "rare" snail that inhabits a local coal mine. Snails? Really? Come on. First, what the fuck do snails do anyway? Is there any purpose to the nasty, slimy little bastards? Second, if there have been over 5300 of these snails found in the mines then how "rare" and "endangered" can they be? Why should we care if snails are endangered anyway? If these snails can't survive in the wild shouldn't they be allowed to become extinct? Or maybe if we forget about them they will adapt to their environment like other species of animals have been doing for thousands of years. Jeez. Are snails more important than humans who need coal to heat their homes or to run factories that make products that we all want and need? Are snails more important than humans? Peta may think so, but I don't. Fuck snails. Damn.

Conflicted

A sad fact of life is that people die every day. People die of many different causes, some that are preventable and some that aren't. Some people believe when it's your time to go, then it's just your time to go. When I read or hear about someone that died while riding a motorcycle, I am particularly saddened because I am a motorcyclist myself. I am also a dog lover and not terribly fond of cats. I don't hate cats, but I do believe they are chick pets and guys who are 'cat people' rather than 'dog people' have something wrong with them. Maybe they're too in touch with their feminine side, I don't know.

So, I'm conflicted about how I should react to this story. Some of you don't like to follow the links so I will summarize the story for all two readers of this crapblog. A man is riding his motorcycle when he has a wreck and is killed. This is sad. Here's where it gets interesting. The man was a veterinarian who specialized in all things cat. He was some kind of cat expert. Appearing on tv shows about cats, writing books on cats, talking non-stop about cats apparently. Where's the confliction, you ask? The man died after swerving to avoid hitting a cat in the street. That's how he wrecked his motorcycle and died. Dude, hit the fucking cat! You died for a fucking cat? Come on. Just Damn.

Nuts and Gun Nuts

Sometimes Ann Coulter is way over the top and very abrasive. Sometimes she's dead on point. This column is pretty good in my opinion. Screw everyone else's.

Under the Influence Philosophy

I realized something that sounds simple and cliche but may be one the most true statements ever made: Life is hard. Everyone must have one of those moments where you wonder "why am I doing this?". You start to question what your goals are for your life or some kind of idea how you'd like it to go. I mean, what are you working toward? What keeps you going? What stops you from checking out? Hitting the Rounds Reset on life. Just fucking giving up. Are a few happy moments here and there enough? What comes in between? What keeps you grounded? Ultimately (and hopefully) its having great friends and family that you can rely on to help. Because life will always throw you some sick, ungodly, breaking curveball to fuck you up. Life is hard. Damn.

Buy a Dictionary, Jackasses.

People in this country need a dictionary. Either that or they just need to get their collective heads removed from their asses. I get so tired of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about so they just parrot what others have said without even finding out for themselves what is true and what is not. The mainstream media makes it so much worse in my opinion (like anyone else's matters). I regularly read news stories and opinion pieces that contain lies and/or distortions of the truth. I make that distinction because apparently there are a lot of people who don't know the meanings of a great number of very common English words. This is especially common with demo-rats, socialists, commie-pinkos, journalists, etc. If you fit one of those categories take notice because I'm about to give you a free lesson on how to use a fucking dictionary so we can learn the proper usage for many common political 'buzz words'.

First, go to a bookstore and buy a fucking dictionary. Any major publisher will work.

Second, open up the dictionary and look up the following commonly misused words:

*Racist
*Bigot
*Sex
*Lie/Liar
*Marriage
*Democracy
*Is (a Clinton favorite)
*Censorship
*Perjury
*Dictator
*Illegal
*Impeach/Impeachment

Read the definitions of these words and try to figure out how they could commonly be misused. That should be a good starting point for those of you who don't understand why good ole President Bill Clinton was impeached for 'getting a blow job' and that 'evil' George W. Bush hasn't been impeached for that 'illegal' war in Iraq to remove that 'peaceful dictator' that never hurt anyone in his 'democracy' filled country.

I'll have some more tips later. I don't want to overload anyone with too much information at one time. Those 'government schools' don't like any competition.