I Hope None of That Got On His Car

Dear criminals of America,

As you are out and about rhymin' and stealin', robbing, car-jacking, etc., etc., there are some things you should remember:

1-You should not rob people. It's just wrong.
2-You should not attempt to steal anyone's car. Ever. (Especially after they just washed it)
3-You should not try to rob an armed man with an unloaded weapon. Or a baseball bat.
4-Criminals are bad shots, but concealed carry permit holders are not. (Because we practice)
5-Getting shot not only hurts but once you have been shot you may die.

That is all the free advice for today. Eat it whores.