Criminal Masterminds

I read this article a while back and forgot to blog about it but it still makes me smile so here goes. Some super-genuis named Gregory Daniels teamed up with another mental giant (not named at this time) to steal an ATM machine. The pair used a truck and a chain to rip the machine from its location inside of a local market. The duo then drove away as the police chased them into a residential area and drove down a dead end street. Daniels' accomplice fled on foot and escaped the police but Daniels did not. Here is why:

"Daniels was on the ground near the vehicle in an attempt to flee from officers," Sgt. E. Vazquez said. "However, he was unsuccessful, as his prosthetic leg fell off."

Wow. How fucking awesome is that? Yes! His leg fell the fuck off!! Moron criminals rock! Damn.