Always Faithful

Yesterday President Bush honored a fallen Marine posthumously with the highest award a member of the United States military can receive. The Congressional Medal of Honor. Marine Corporal Jason Dunham earned the reward for saving the lives of several Marines by throwing himself on top of a live grenade. People tend to lose sight of the meaning of some words and phrases and take for granted the sacrifice of others. This man threw himself on top of a fucking grenade knowing full well that his action would most likely be his last but also that it would save his buddies. Wow. This isn't some fucking movie or story in some book, this is real. This man traded his life for someone else's life. You can't buy that kind of devotion. You can't put a price on that kind of sacrifice, loyalty, and courage. This man is another reminder of just how special our country is and how special the men and women who fight to keep it safe for the rest of us are. Thanks Jason, I don't know what else to say. Thanks.

Get Back In The Kitchen Woman

Science has proven what we men have been saying for years: "A woman's place is in the home". A new study has shown that women who do housework reduce their risk of breast cancer. Wow. This just feels right, doesn't it? So it is good for women to clean house and probably just to be safe cook some dinner too. Thank you Mr. Scientist, you rock. Now which one of you bitches wants to come clean my fucking house? For your health, of course.

Gasoline Burns and Other Fun Facts

Been a little slack on the blog postings (not that anyone notices) so this story is a couple weeks old but still really fucking amusing. It seems some brilliant Nigerians have a history of rupturing gasoline pipelines to steal the gasoline flowing through their shit country. Apparently the dumbasses forgot the GASOLINE BURNS AND WILL FUCKING EXPLODE! So, a whole shitload of genius theives got burned the fuck up. I mean come on jackasses! What were you going to do with the gas anyway? Your donkey doesn't run on gas stupid. Just like the rest of African nations the people running this shithole country have fucked the whole country to hell and back. Nigeria is the largest oil producing nation in Africa but corruption and mismanagement have caused shortages for the big-brained Nigerians who want fuel. Way to go Africa! Way to use the most abundant collections of natural resources on the planet to keep your brothers and sisters down! Yes! Africans are smart! Get with it jackasses, buy a flyswatter and a bar of soap and do work. Eat it whores.