Gasoline Burns and Other Fun Facts

Been a little slack on the blog postings (not that anyone notices) so this story is a couple weeks old but still really fucking amusing. It seems some brilliant Nigerians have a history of rupturing gasoline pipelines to steal the gasoline flowing through their shit country. Apparently the dumbasses forgot the GASOLINE BURNS AND WILL FUCKING EXPLODE! So, a whole shitload of genius theives got burned the fuck up. I mean come on jackasses! What were you going to do with the gas anyway? Your donkey doesn't run on gas stupid. Just like the rest of African nations the people running this shithole country have fucked the whole country to hell and back. Nigeria is the largest oil producing nation in Africa but corruption and mismanagement have caused shortages for the big-brained Nigerians who want fuel. Way to go Africa! Way to use the most abundant collections of natural resources on the planet to keep your brothers and sisters down! Yes! Africans are smart! Get with it jackasses, buy a flyswatter and a bar of soap and do work. Eat it whores.