A good time at the Waffle House
Wow! This is an amazing, incredible story of ignorant jackassery at its motherfucking finest. Yeah, come on!
For those who like everything summarized for them, this crazy bitch tries to light a cigarette with a pistol and hilarity ensues! But back up a second, hoss. This chick was already on a white trash roll. As far as I can decifer from the poorly written article, the fun started at a local Waffle House (I know, really) where said crazy chick slapped some guy in the face three times(once is never enough with you women) for inappropriately touching her from behind. Several witnesses deny seeing anyone touch The Crazy One's rear. So apparently Crazy gets arrested and released a short time later.
After the Waffle House altercation and catch and release by the cops, Crazy goes to stay with some friends at the local 'Best Western' where crazy tries to light a cigarette with what she believes is one of them there fancy pistol shaped lighters that one finds in high class truck stops across America. But guess what Crazy? That lighter isn't shaped like a pistol, it is a pistol. A .22 caliber pistol that if used in the same fashion as a lighter will shoot a bullet through your motherfucking hand, dumbass! Yeah! Nice move, slick. Of course this happened in Georgia. Thanks, you crazy bitch, we needed the good publicity. Damn. Eat it whores.
For those who like everything summarized for them, this crazy bitch tries to light a cigarette with a pistol and hilarity ensues! But back up a second, hoss. This chick was already on a white trash roll. As far as I can decifer from the poorly written article, the fun started at a local Waffle House (I know, really) where said crazy chick slapped some guy in the face three times(once is never enough with you women) for inappropriately touching her from behind. Several witnesses deny seeing anyone touch The Crazy One's rear. So apparently Crazy gets arrested and released a short time later.
After the Waffle House altercation and catch and release by the cops, Crazy goes to stay with some friends at the local 'Best Western' where crazy tries to light a cigarette with what she believes is one of them there fancy pistol shaped lighters that one finds in high class truck stops across America. But guess what Crazy? That lighter isn't shaped like a pistol, it is a pistol. A .22 caliber pistol that if used in the same fashion as a lighter will shoot a bullet through your motherfucking hand, dumbass! Yeah! Nice move, slick. Of course this happened in Georgia. Thanks, you crazy bitch, we needed the good publicity. Damn. Eat it whores.
posted by Sean at 9:59 PM
1 Comments:
I think it's funny that the gun's owner is named Bobby Brown.
Thanks for the summary.
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