I'll Bring The Marshmallows

The next time some jackass piece of shit decides to set himself on fire after burning a Christmas tree and an American flag, he should call me because a little more planning and the job could have been completed. The pussy ass flag burning, Christian hating, bag of fuck should have let someone know and we could have kept the fire extenguishers away and just had an old fashioned marshmallow roast. Maybe make some motherfucking smores. Yeah, I like smores. But I hate commie assheads. Rot in hell shitbag. Oh, and Merry Christmas!