Thursday, May 24, 2007

I Hope None of That Got On His Car

Dear criminals of America,

As you are out and about rhymin' and stealin', robbing, car-jacking, etc., etc., there are some things you should remember:

1-You should not rob people. It's just wrong.
2-You should not attempt to steal anyone's car. Ever. (Especially after they just washed it)
3-You should not try to rob an armed man with an unloaded weapon. Or a baseball bat.
4-Criminals are bad shots, but concealed carry permit holders are not. (Because we practice)
5-Getting shot not only hurts but once you have been shot you may die.

That is all the free advice for today. Eat it whores.

What is this Karma you speak of?

This is the story of a man. A very stupid man. A jackass piece of shit man. A dead man. This fooohl tried to kill his woman by parking his vehicle on the train tracks and getting out of the vehicle while leaving the woman inside. Seems like a solid theory since trains tend to win the car versus train fight. Karma can be a bitch sometimes though as this jackass found out when the train pushed the vehicle into the moron and killed him while the woman survived. Yes! Eat it whores.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Enjoy The Wheelchair, Jackass

Awesome story of some dumbshit vandal that was tipping over headstones in a cemetary when he got what he deserves: TWO BROKEN LEGS! Yes!! I love dumb criminal stories that end in a painfull lesson for some moron. Eat it whores.

Number Two with A Bullet

I always tell people, who have never read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, about the Library of Congress poll that listed the Holy Bible as the only book to be considered more influential than Rand's celebrated masterpiece. Here is a nice article about the book now in it's 50th year. Enjoy whores. AND READ THE FUCKING BOOK!

Another One Bites The Dust.....

The state of Tennessee executed a convicted cop killer early this morning. Yay! After 25 YEARS in prison and numerous appeals including the old standby "it's not humane" ( a bullshit arguement if there ever was one) they finally killed the sumbitch. About time. Who's next?

Monday, May 07, 2007

Sometimes Life Throws You Lemons

For the few of you who may possibly care, have compassion, or get a laugh at my expense, let me give you a brief rundown of the past 1 1/2 weeks of my life.

1. I become covered in poison ivy
2. I get really sick
3. My house gets burglarized
4. I lose my scholarship for some bureaucratic reason

So is this where I tell you that I am going to make lemonade? Well, the first two reasons, no. Not much I can do about that. #4? I can appeal, perhaps call my state representative, or perhaps pay my tuition out of pocket. Hey, only two more semesters and I'm finished anyway. But #3? Possibly.

I have good reason to suspect that the person (s) who burglarized my house was (were) associated either directly or indirectly to my cockroach-low rent-ghetto rat neighbors. The kind of neighbors who really give the neighborhood a real face lift when they move in. I guess the reason that I am writing this is so that I don't do what I feel like doing. Look, I study history. I have to read all day about social class stratification and all of this crap about how the middle class flees when the poor start moving into their neighborhoods. Many will argue that there is a racial component in the mix. In many instances I will agree. I guess that my point is that you can read, study, sympathize, even try to understand why things are the way that they are and come to some "enlightened" conclusion about the state of our society. For me, I was almost there. I sit with my nose in a book listening to an academic turn "stealing" into "removing items" from someone's home as a way for a marginalized member of society to assert their place in white middle-class society. Yeah, I was almost there until our house was burglarized and things that we worked hard for, things which we used to try to better ourselves were stolen. I wonder how many people that write some of this crap live in the type neighborhoods that they discuss in their research.

Now I will make lemonade: We get new computers. The moron who robbed us took one computer that was 2 years old and another that was over 4 years old; they left the power chords to both computers; they stole from someone who doesn't easily forget, believes in retribution, and believes that contrary to mainstream moral consensus, not all human life is sacred. In fact, many people who are alive today should probably be sterilized because of the damage they can potentially do to humanity by their procreation.

With that being said, and although I am still fairly angry about the situation, I am grateful that nothing worse happened. Whoever broke into our house was decent enough to not hurt our dog. Hopefully no one that I know will have to experience this sort of thing. I am still seething at the thought of some cockroach imposing his vile existence in our home. However, as a very wise woman whom I know says: Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a long wooden spoon. I'm out.