Blogs Defined

After reading a few of the collected paragraphs that my local newspaper's website has labeled blogs, I had to wonder: who are they fucking kidding? Those are some of the worst fucking excuses for a blog in history. JesusHenryChrist. I hope they don't pay these fucktards. These can't really be considered blogs at all. They all have the same template: boring ass brainless comment about said subject followed by several idiotic questions for the readers. How lazy is that? Throwing out questions and waiting for others to comment is such a cop out. You might as well be one of those overrated bloggers with open threads all day long.They have a jackass for every occasion and every mind numbingly boring subject too. The 'garden blog', the 'political blog', the 'sports blog', the 'women with no fucking brains and nothing interesting to say' blog, the 'I can't find a man because I'm an annoying pretentious bitch' blog, the 'crappy nonsensical, artistic movie critic' blog, the 'completely emasculated man's guide to antiquing' blog, and so on and so on. The worst part is how many asshats read this crap. There are so many good blogs out there tackling a huge array of subjects that I hate to think people are wasting their time reading the worst, bottom of the barrel shit put out by a horrible major newspaper. Unfortunately the readership seems to be large (and stupid) as evidenced by the reader responses. Holy bumbling, incoherent, moronic feedback Batman. People suck. Reading the dumbass, poorly constructed thoughts of my fellow Americans is sad. It's all part of the dumbing down of society. One day, in the near future, hospitals will just give parents a helmet with every newborn child because we are headed for a fucktard nation. There is plenty of good stuff to read out there regardless of your interests or reasons for reading. Don't be one of those people. Wake up.