Scarlett ruined

I would have never believed that anyone could make Scarlett Johansson look plain and boring. But, it has been done. Apparently the idiots at esquire magazine thought it would be a great idea to pick some artsy-fartsy type photographer whose main medium is ducks and waterfalls to take pictures of the woman deemed by their mag as "sexiest woman alive' (like there were a bunch of dead bitches in the running somewhere). This should have been a hard assignment to fuck up.Here's an incredibly beautiful woman and all you have to do is dress her up and take some snapshots. Half the pictures (that I have seen here) don't even show her face. What the fuck? Don't cover her face, moron. Besides the angelic face, this woman has a smoking body and not taking full advantage of the wonderful gifts that were presented should get this asshole fired for gross incompetence. This photographer must be gay not to notice everything this woman has going for her. These pictures couldn't get Ron Jeremy hard, and he will fuck anything. What kind of male base does esquire strive for anyway? I don't know anyone who reads that crap, so I guess it must be marketed to those douchebags that wax their eyebrows, get pedicures, drive bmw's, and drink wine with dinner. Those people are called 'metrosexuals' and they are ruining shit for real men who like sexy, curvy women. With boobs. We really like boobs.